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pantheraj:


"HELLO INFANT I AM BELUGA WHALE"

"YOU ALSO ARE BALD AND HAVE A BULBOUS FOREHEAD. LET US BE FRIENDS FORTHWITH."

sharonosbourne:

people that are in relationships but still flirt with you anyway

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(Source: andrewbelami, via confirmance)

August 30th, 2014 // 145,722 notes
tardis-mainframe:

wsbuckybarnes:

stylinwho:



omg this reminds me of the most adorable time when my friend had leaked in art class and she was tearing up a bit and this guy who’s usually quiet but is judged as a jerk because his friends tend to be jerks gets up and throws red paint on the side of her shorts and on his own shorts and throws a couple of other colors in too and starts a mini paint war and other people joined in and i nearly cried because of how cute it was

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fraek:

do you ever look at yourself and think ‘aw cute’ but then walk two feet into a different lighting and think ‘omg nvm’

(Source: thotbots, via hate)

August 28th, 2014 // 396,237 notes